Attack Child

A malicious minor that jumps through small openings to attack executives. Bane of Greg.

"Uh...and a person can fit through there, a person can definitely fit through that window - a small person, an attack child"

by DefinitelyJoking June 3, 2023

Wing Attack

The sudden urge to take a nasty shit because you just ate some delicious hot wings.

I was laying trying to take a nap, but had to run the bathroom because I felt a wing attack coming on.

by Josh Davis March 29, 2023

Dank Attack

When you are danking too much on a hot day and you have a dank attack.

Fred: Man the other day I was danking and it was like 31 degrees.

Jim: I heard that’s bad and you could have a dank attack.

Fred: I got close to a dank attack but luckily I stopped and cooled off.

by Hmm Tasty July 30, 2018

Ninja Attack

1. when someone comes completely out of nowhere during a race or any other event.

2. fighting a single person or a group of people like ninja

"That guy was in last place for the race but he just Ninja Attacked us."

by y.cole March 4, 2012

bee hive attack

So this is like an attack that you do irl, basically to perform this attack you get a bee hive and smack it on top of your enemy and shout "Bee hive attack!" the person should get scared or angry but the beehive's actualy empty and only contains honey so it wont be THAT bad.

And for your hair? sticky...

"BEE HIVE ATTACK" *Smacks bee hive on persons name back* "HEY!"

"Don't worry man, it's empty, the honey might get sticky though... "DUDE-"

*Success*

by @No.one.asked. April 26, 2023

Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.

I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.

by TBels October 2, 2019

named attack

A special attack used by characters in anime. The attack's name must be shouted by the character before it can be used, no matter how long it takes.

The longer and more epic the name, the more powerful the attack.

*several katana slashes later*
Villain (unharmed): You can't defeat me...
Protagonist: time to unleash my secret attack... SUPREME MAGIC: BREATH OF FIRE SUPER GALAXY THUNDERBOLT GETSUGA TENSHOU ARMAGEDDON SLASH!!!!!
Villain: *gets one hit KO'd by named attack*

by spd222 May 10, 2023