by Drezeiz February 24, 2025
Get the Shortmug. When a guy can't grow any taller so he feels the need to brag about his money and watches simply because every other guy is getting pussy because they are taller.
Britney: "I feel bad for anthony, he's still 5'3."
Katie: "I know, I think he struggles with short man syndrome. Explains why his snapchat is always filled with things he just bought"
Katie: "I know, I think he struggles with short man syndrome. Explains why his snapchat is always filled with things he just bought"
by Katkattt January 25, 2017
Get the Short man syndromemug. 
"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024
Get the Two Figs Short of a Goosemug. by Ttt61 October 8, 2020
Get the Worse than a short well and a straight pipemug. 
When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there
by Dank farts August 22, 2019
Get the a sandwich short of a picnicmug.