An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.
Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”
by Freggsmash May 21, 2019
When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.
by Ronny Vegas March 01, 2018
by Chip choc mofo September 05, 2013
A person over the age of 25 that still lives with their parents, has an obsession with girls on the internet and does not work.
by Clitoris Hunter December 19, 2010
The act of shopping for your home. To visit a physical retail store and browse for items that make your house into a home.
by sbo88 September 20, 2023
by Kaazar November 17, 2010
Instead of calling it being lazy… we shall call it home-basing.
Because that is a verb, people.
And your family appreciates you just taking up space sometimes.
Because that is a verb, people.
And your family appreciates you just taking up space sometimes.
I am going to indulge in some lazy home-basing this Sunday. The kids will be stopping in and out for snacks and the neighbors might pop in for quick visits. Maybe I’ll catch up laundry and make cookies… I don’t know.
by Twinkie Situation July 05, 2021