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ben hood

by narcolyn October 1, 2018
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Hood

A "Hood" (or "Bonnet" as they call it in the land of bad teeth) is something entirely unnecessary to cover your engine.

Often considered useful for aerodynamics, it actually just causes a lot of lift under the front of a car, and if you're not a pussy you make enough power to overcome the drag anyway.
Dude 1: Dude your hood flew off like 2 hours ago!

Dude 2: So? I'm still Gapping fools.

Officer: I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Dude: Yeah because if I don't have a hood someone is TOTALLY gonna die.
by Chargedm90 July 11, 2020
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hood hogwarts

The alternative school of Hogwarts school of Magic and Wizardry. There for kid with special ability (x-men clan) .
Ma! I made it in to Hood Hogwarts because Hogwarts was too expensive too expensive to go to.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 May 3, 2021
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hood forest

A person who has a collection of tree air fresheners in their car.
Nick's truck smells like black ice, he had hood forest of sir fresheners on his mirror.
by Big twin April 2, 2019
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the robin hood

a sex move in which the guy cums in the ass of one person and then the one with the cum in their ass puts their ass to another person and then farts thus transferring the cum
bro1: dude I was having a threesome yesterday and the girls did the robin hood yesterday. It was fucking crazy
bro2: yo wtf
by the deff man October 5, 2020
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Hood Bible

Google Docs full of current scam methods. Every year it gets updated and street price runs around 100$ for it.
i bought the hood bible from jayquan and this walmart return scam is bussin.
by Skaterdude666 August 7, 2023
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hood-wash

To receive fellatio, or to get a blow-job.
Yo man I got the sickest hood-wash from this hottie last night
by M-tizzleZdizzle August 12, 2008
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