your mom

when your at your moms house

"hey where are you going"
"to your moms house"

by yourkitten January 25, 2019

Don't wreck your head over it

Don't overthink it. Don't be petty.

If someone has been nagging you about the same thing over and over like...

"You already have 6 different types of flour, why don't you use the ones you have before buying another one?"

Short answer, "Don't wreck your head over it".

by JRBIV January 1, 2022

Your Mom

The word that every 2nd or 3nd grader uses to makes themselves look cool or says to another kid to "roast" them.

1st grader: "What am I doing right now?" Another kid: "Your mom"

by connerpppp November 1, 2020

SCAN YOUR BAR CODE

KNOCK YOU OUT, SPLIT YOUR WIG, STRONG TO THE DOME, SCAN YOUR BARCODE

IF YOU DON'T QUIT TALKING SMACK I AM GOING TO HAVE TO SCAN YOUR BAR CODE

by THE PAYROLL REVIEW December 14, 2019

Your mom

Me

Give your mom a big hug <3

by Mommyyyy.222315 October 8, 2022

your mom

example...

me: hey, can i go over to your house.
friend: why???
me: to bang your mom

by anonymous October 13, 2021

Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv

Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv

Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025