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Your mom

The only woman I will be Gay for.

You're mom's gay.
I'm gay.

She's a milf.
Tell her I said hey sexy.
You: so who yoy trying to hook up with?

Me: your mom 😫😫
by Rieners mommy milkers September 21, 2021
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by your dad69420 November 15, 2021
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Blow Your Own Lips

A man's way of telling a women to go suck a dick.
Hey Karen I'm sick of your shit, go blow your own lips.
by The kreeateor April 22, 2020
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This is what you would say when Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan does something gay with you but he had socks on. This is usually when you assume the role of Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan.
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
by frankenen February 24, 2024
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..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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eyelash hanging from your eye

code for having a crush on somebody
hey you have an eyelash hanging from your eye
“oh thanks” *rubs eye*
by KittyGum May 11, 2023
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can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.
You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.
by RealCake December 10, 2023
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