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Shit Day

It's like a Sick day, that you take off from school or work, except you aren't really "sick". you've just been put out of commission by a case of the shits. and you can't be out in public like this.
A: I took a sickday from work, but I wasn't really sick, I just had the shits last night from something I ate at McDonalds. I couldn't tell them that though.

B: Hey man, some times you just gotta take a shit day. I know how it is
by Dic Jacobus December 18, 2023
mugGet the Shit Daymug.

shitting bricks

When you shit so hard, and it's so painful it feels like a brick is coming out of your asshole.
Guy 1: IM SHITTING BRICKS RIGHT NOW AND IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!
by coolpizzaguy December 7, 2023
mugGet the shitting bricksmug.

what the shitting fuck

The term describing somthing so obscene that you need to come up with a even more obscene picture in your mind to make a joke
Friend 1: dude I just got aids
Friend 2: what the shitting fuck
by Bigbean69699 October 22, 2022
mugGet the what the shitting fuckmug.

Shit in a Can

Where a T-rex violently pushes out a fucking rock hard turd nugget in a condensed canned steamed with broccoli semen
Damn it smells like I just Shit in a Can
by T.T.R October 22, 2020
mugGet the Shit in a Canmug.

this shit is bananas

when a circumstance is indeed bananas
by The real Mr.moomoo July 15, 2021
mugGet the this shit is bananasmug.

Piece of Shit

Someone who’s first name starts with a C and rhymes with Brody or last name starts with an L.

This shit is the worst shit of all history.

It is like dog shit that has been sitting on your shoe for three weeks, but was left in a car heating up to 110 degrees. It has not only ruined a perfectly good show, but also a good car. It basically exists to ruin anything and everything in its path.

This shit may possibly be unaware of the damage it causes, but that’s how bad of a shit it is... it is literally a stupid piece of shit.
That piece of shit came out of the devils asshole.
by Whyarepeoplestupid February 9, 2018
mugGet the Piece of Shitmug.

Shark Shit

When a third opinion is proposed but it is so wildly ludicrous that it somehow wraps around to being sensical.
by blueminati February 11, 2025
mugGet the Shark Shitmug.

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