your mum

the best comeback ever, not much is possible to come back from this devastating blow of a roast

Person 1: what are you eating?
You: your mum

by missgurl17 September 14, 2021

Your mom

The person that gave birth to you... OBVIOUSLY. It also can be used to insult people in a conversation. If u have no mother, u are not reading this

"your mom so fat she need four legs to walk"

by thegodnamedben123 October 5, 2023

Sack on your tonsil

Suck my Balls

I'll put my sack on your tonsil.

by FELIX "LEX" CERPA September 18, 2025

Spork your bangs

When you need to fix your bangs, but you don’t have your “bangs comb” so you get a spork (spoon-fork) from the restaurant you’re current at

Lyric: Lynette, fix your bangs
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.

Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!

by mtnbiker March 18, 2023

the ball is in your court

a direct English transliteration of the french expression " la balle est dans ton camp" this expression means either

a) it is now your turn to play

or

b) it is now up to you on what to do/what decision to take

mother: Angela, why are you doing drugs? I now give you choices: either you leave your current boyfriend Brandon and stop with your drugs, or you can leave this house and move in with him; in which case I will want to have nothing to do with your life. The ball is in your court.

Angela: I would like to commit suicide.

mother: that's not an option. i am taking you right now for a psyche eval.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2012

Your Mother

a fat old pig who never does anything

your mother is fat

by qweyupasdghjklzxcdhghe79ur December 19, 2024

ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY

august 20th = ask your crush out day!!!!

John: hi Emily you now what day it is

Emily: yes it’s august 20th why
John: we’ll its acc ask your crush out day so will you go out with me

Emily: REALLY I’ve been waiting for u to ask me that!

by Iammeyouareyou1234 August 19, 2021