go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024

Date your ex day

Miss your ex? Today is the day they HAVE to take you back have fun!! October 17th

"Hey babe"

"Excuse me"
"Oh today is national date your ex day"

by anonymous October 17, 2020

Ket got your tongue

Like cat got your tongue but when you’ve had too much ketamine and you can’t quite spit out the word you want to finish your sentence

Me: hdhdhdkskhdkslshbdhdvdkf
Them: what’s the matter? Ket got your tongue?

by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021

separating your smile

This is term for when you are in a really good mood and you or someone else says something that ruins it. Thereby separating your smile or breaking your happiness apart.

As Ian began to feel even more excited about himself and his future, his mother reminded him of past failures and potential future ones. His mother even boldly stated, "I know I am separating your smile, but you need to be realistic. You are a disappointment." Ian chuckled for he did not care what his mother thought.

by von groovy September 6, 2024

National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day

The day is celebrated every May 9th in which you will find your friends and punch them in the back.

Yesterday was National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day so I punched them in the back.

by Violence is the answer April 8, 2025

south in your mouth

so dont say this a south game it means suck some ones pp

thats a little south in your mouth

by vtims December 8, 2020

Your mom

Rephrase to when you're eating a hamburger from either Burger King or wherever you would eat a burger at lunch whenever then say:

Example:
Kid: Eat a burger and then say this burger is good
Kid 2 :Mmmm Your mom looks good
Mom: standing over there staring and laughs and your dad looks tasty..

by Urbanuser101 June 21, 2022