The 367th day of the year

GOTTEM!
The 367th day of the year is the day that you will get everything that you want. But obviously, there is no 367th day of the year, so . .
insert earrape oof sound

9-Year Old: (rages by smashing the tv and wedding photo when he runs out of ice cream)
Mom: That's it, son. You're grounded!
(5 days later)
9-Year Old: When am I not grounded?!
Mom: The 367th day of the year.

insert earrape oof sound

by Cuber_12 October 28, 2019

National Brady Beatdown Day

On November 12, 2019 you are allowed to hit anyone named brady at least once

Hey Hunter its National Brady Beatdown Day. Let's punch Brady

by WhTs4Snacc October 28, 2019

National kiss a drug dealer day

Kissing a drug dealer. Who doesn’t like it?

I kissed Honey king on national kiss a drug dealer day!

by elivvsargas October 28, 2019

kiss a soccer boy day

on october 31, girls is your day to kiss a soccer boy

Hey soccer boy? it’s kiss a soccer boy day meet me after my game. ;)

by gdoyxkgxigckv kgd October 28, 2019

D DAY

National grab d day

Girl: i wonder if his d is big
Other girl: well you in luck it's national grab d day

by Nicole746282835473 October 28, 2019

National Ketchup Day

I can only drink a bottle ketchup

Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup

Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok

by Despacito Eater 333 October 28, 2019

Kiss a soccer boy day

October 31- National kiss a soccer boy day, girls kiss that soccer boy

Girl #1 “ that boy it hot i wanna kiss him”
Girl #2” well it’s october 31 national kiss a soccer boy dayand he okays soccer so go for it”

Girl #1 “ wow perfect timing i’m gonna go kiss him

by gdoyxkgxigckv kgd October 28, 2019