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International No condom day

so what you do is you use no condom no lube and no protection and fuck till your dick is numb and you them everywhere you have faster than the person drinking 50 gallons of sperm record is 2 days getting fucked by a person
yo so I doing the international no condom day thing and fucked this guy faster then light
by Zayd the zinger nigger June 25, 2025
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ignore your gf day

On October 11th , every guy or girl who has a girlfriend must ignore them the ENTIRE day, no matter what!
Josh hasn’t talked to his girlfriend all day even though she blew up his phone multiple times. Unfortunately for Josh’s girlfriend it is October 11th which is “ ignore your gf day” ignore your gf day means to not talk to your gf at all the entire day of October 11th
by snoopy😻 October 11, 2023
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Earth Day

Lesbian slang used to identify other possible lesbians. If a lesbian is into you but isn’t sure if you like girls, she’ll tell you to have a happy/good/etc. earth day.
Lesbian #1: hey girl hope you have a good earth day!!
Lesbian #2: omg thanks!! hope you have a good earth day too!!
by thatsexybitch3000 December 5, 2022
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rot day

When you lay in bed and do nothing all day.
I was so productive yesterday, today is my rot day.
by loveylovey2002 February 29, 2024
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National mixed kid day

"Oh it's national mixed kid day"
by Kid with dreams May 22, 2020
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November 1st National make kids day

Make kids with whoever and whatever you want on November the 1st you can do whatever you like even make kids with a lamppost it doesn't matter but today also marks national slap an inbred day so slap any insestual person you can
Jim: erm why the fuck are you snagging the lampost

Tom: its November 1st national make kids day we can do whatever we like
Jim: oh ok
by Elivas ymmij October 31, 2020
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opposite day

july 29 when you tell girls there hot but there not 🥶
boy: sup hawty
girl: hey 🥰
boy: it’s opposite day bitch
by 2111savage July 29, 2022
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