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Shit

Someone: SHIT!
Someone else: What is it?
Someone: I lost, again!
by karls son July 8, 2020
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Global SHIT Day

The Global SHIT Day is on July 15, 2024. The day was founded and inaugurated by the SHIT community at oshit.io and giveashit.io

It is also National Give Something Away Day. On this day, we celebrate the act of caring for others and the world by giving a helping hand and making the world more beautiful. We care, and we give a shit.
Jansen: "What do you do on Global SHIT Day?"
Edward: "We give a shit and make the world beautiful."
by WordsWise July 10, 2024
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Shit head

Shut up sophia you shit head
by Janse October 3, 2019
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Staccato Shits

Rapid, painful bowel movements. These movements come out detached from one another, often leaving a “raisin bowl”.
That hot chicken gave me staccato shits. I’ve been off the throne for 30 minutes and I’m still burning.
by MobyWutang July 9, 2021
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Dip shit

Wow what a dip shit, she looks like a Paige
by Dapshat November 3, 2019
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piece of shit

by emothewalter May 14, 2022
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shit handshake

To knowingly or unknowingly shake someone's hand directly after having a shit without washing ur hands, the other person might be too embarrassed to sniff their hands after the shit handshake.
I'm gonna give him/her a shit handshake.
by villos69 February 9, 2017
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