Shit's Straight Bonkers

(Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.

After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"

Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"

by Jay Reign January 22, 2023

Shit

Another name for feciese and also the brown thing that comes out of you ass

I am taking a shit.

by Anonycrap September 29, 2019

shit pouch

modern slang for diaper

“3 year olds are easy all you do is change their shit pouch and feed them”

by cumguzzler92 June 15, 2021

shit

a brown piece of poop floats in the toilet bowl while a kid stays on his phone for an hour on the toilet

¨i think i have to shit¨

by Whatismyassdoingupsidedown June 9, 2022

Shit

Steamy

I’m bouta take a fat steamy shit

by shitty hole July 8, 2020

Shit lounge

A confined space (typically a bed) in which the air has been saturated by the stink of several smelly farts.

1) Naughty little Johnny wasted no time in turning his brand new Thomas the Tank Engine bed linen into a five star shit lounge.

2) On returning home from her late shift Debbie was disgusted to discover that house husband Wayne had turned their marital bed quarters into a shit lounge.

by Slagbonce October 29, 2012

The Shits

saying you have the shits is another way to say that you have diarrhea.

I can't eat Indian food. It gives me the shits.

by DefineThisUsername April 1, 2019