National “don’t text your crush day”

On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.

I didn’t text my crush on National “don’t text your crush day”.

by 000.04.0005 July 24, 2021

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national stab your cousin day

27th July.
just fucking do it

hey it’s national stab your cousin day what do we do.
Just stab you least favourite cousin.

by fuckyouyabitch July 25, 2021

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Flip Your Patties

The act of playing boobs like a pair of big bouncy bongos

I will flip your patties while you play my dong like a gong

by MandM Productions July 25, 2021

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your

When cringe fifth graders who shouldn't be on the internet can't tell the difference between you're and your.

Commonly found in text written by uwu and owo users.

Most likely also confuse we're and where.

A: your sho cool uwu

B: no♥️

by It's 3 am what am I doing July 25, 2021

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