bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.

My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.

by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023

THAT ONE TIME YOU HAD TO SHIT

that one time i had to shit butt you where not in a posision to do so and you also shat yer self

that one time you had to shit in a buss ou shit i shat myself

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 02, 2020

When shit hit the floor

As in Putin descending on his coccyx and soiling his pants

putin-reportedly-took-a-big-fall-as-speculation-over-worsening-health-grows. When shit hit the floor

by statinguard December 03, 2022

Level 9 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with God shitting.

They say the Pope only takes level 9 shits.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

shit on your nana

the act of shitting on ones nana.

person 1: YO
person 2: ILL SHIT ON YOUR NANA

by (NA-NA) January 28, 2014

Some people are into that shit

An utterly horrible phrase. Implies that people are sexually attracted to something so vile and repulsive that all you can do is shake your head.

sick fuck: im into ntr
me: some people are into that shit

by feliciasneck March 11, 2021

Shit pink

Shitting pink is an action observed after one receives brutal anal sex which results in the defecation of blood and semen. The resulting substance can be seen as dark pink in color.

X: *talking shit*
Y: "you better settle down before I come over there and make you shit pink"

by Seeksoul September 24, 2019