a person who is so retarded that their intelligence can only be compared to that of an apes piece of shit
by Azwall August 22, 2022
An expression to convey disgust or anger. Best used when the words Piss and Shit are strongly emphasized.
Derived from those who defiantly choose not to flush an extraordinarily large, smelly load of shit in a public restroom only to be discovered by another who merely ducked into the stall to piss instead of waiting for a urinal.
Derived from those who defiantly choose not to flush an extraordinarily large, smelly load of shit in a public restroom only to be discovered by another who merely ducked into the stall to piss instead of waiting for a urinal.
Walking in the dark and stubbing your toe... "Piss on my shit!"
While sitting at a traffic light checking your text even after the light turns green, the driver behind begins to honk. You look in the mirror and yell, "Piss on my shit!"
While sitting at a traffic light checking your text even after the light turns green, the driver behind begins to honk. You look in the mirror and yell, "Piss on my shit!"
by Signguy2 December 07, 2018
by Niggtoni October 17, 2020
by jawakeuup October 20, 2023
When you have 30 seconds in a pregame lobby and you somehow have time to run to the bathroom and drop the worlds fastest shit. Then tell his friends that he even had time to wipe too, which we know just isn’t true. Then tell his friends he even washed his hands, which we also know isn’t true.
by BigSalamiTommy November 06, 2023
Like "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree", but the parent is a douchebag and the child is one too.
Man 1: Look at that little brat stealing candy while his dad’s screaming at the cashier for a refund.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.
by Kallofox August 02, 2022