flaccid boner

A tough guy in movies that really is actually just a nice guy softie. Such as Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You.
Man, Mike is such a tough guy. What are you talking about, Mike is just a flaccid boner! He might seem tough, but really hes just a total softie!
by SuperCunt_aka_FlaccidBoner November 25, 2017
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Boner sensitive

The inability to touch or overly sensitive sensation a male gets in his dick after an ejaculation or eruption has occurred.
This chick tried playing with my dong after I emptied my bags on her chest but couldn't let her cuz my piece was still to boner sensitive.

While I was diggin this chick out last night I went for her nips but she pulled my hands off, they must have to been boner sensitive.
by T-B1rd October 25, 2014
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Arctic Boner

when you get so cold that your wiener has shrinks in size so drastically that it becomes hard, yet not erect, in other words a hard chode usually accommodated by your scrodom looking like an old bee hive
dude when we went sledding it was so cold i got an arctic boner, took me hours to return to normal
by Vladboy11 January 12, 2012
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weirdest boner

What you get when something you feel strange / conflicted about turns you the fuck on. An erection from unexpected cause.
Jim: dude, that fat toad Ms Bouchard was freaking out at you in French class!
Dane: ya man, gave me the weirdest boner
by Pseudo Word Bird March 07, 2020
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Suffer Boner

A pleasurable result amid overwhelming frustration and challenges, most often experienced in bureaucratic processes.
My suffer boner grows more taunt in every meeting.

My suffer boner intensified as the lack of intelligence spewed from his mouth.

Team, I may need a faciotomy for my suffer boner in order to get this approved.
by BullpenBully March 01, 2022
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Value Boner

Unexpected, but welcomed boners.
When you get an erection out of nowhere an are pleasantly surprised. ie: sitting in class and all of a sudden... "Dude I just got the nicest value boner."
by Big Davey B February 25, 2013
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Guitar Boner

just like regular boners, but over guitar players. used so that if its about a male guitar player it isn't gay.
Person 1: Did you hear that guy shred?

Person 2: Yeah man, it gave me a guitar boner.

Person 1: Me too.
by RaistlinCaitir June 20, 2011
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