uncle lao

A term used to describe manufacturers of cheap, low-quality goods, mostly located in (south-)eastern asia. Works for companies like "Uncle Lao Inc."

This hard drive was manufactured by Uncle Lao it seems.

by TheWormKill June 2, 2015

uncle mel

A creepy native american uncle that enjoys looking at his neice and her young friends while they are in their bikins.

That guy was staring at my ass. He's such an uncle mel.

by Asseater12 September 13, 2016

Uncle-Rickin-it

When you pound 6 rockstars, crush the can, and throw it on the floor of your manufactured home. Bonus points if the floor is completely covered and you add a second layer.

Bro, this weekend I was Uncle-Rickin-it all dam day!

by ThePublisher520 October 6, 2021

Uncle

Pedo that shows up at the family reunion.

"Why is Uncle staring at my cheeks".

by anonymous November 4, 2020

Your Uncle Mike a Dyke

Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.

Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*

by iced.milk May 11, 2018

Hehe, I am Your Half 《¤》Uncle

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak) knows the Spartan Prayer.

Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that Messenger Add Oak (Angel Jose Robles) knows the Spartan Prayer?
Person 2: Mhm.
Person 3: Hehe, I am Your Half 《¤》Uncle

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Uncle mike

Finger in the butt

You totally got uncle Miked.

by Especially when you blank November 13, 2023