Greatest of all time, salty

An expression used to show you are jealous of someone's success.
"Aw man you the greatest of all time, salty... "
by Syedster April 16, 2022
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Chocolate Salty Balls

A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.

May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls...
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em!!
by ChuckInDuuupps December 02, 2017
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salty tart

To describe a person that is so salty and or mad, they start coming uncontrollably from there eyeballs, causing pain and minor tickling
Look at that poor salty tart

I feel so bad for that salty tart
by Grapefruit December 06, 2016
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Salty Regards

Salty Regards - a term that originated on r/WSB and means 'regards' that lost most of their portfolio in one play on options and lost the remainder on revenge play the same week.
Example: What's with the new faces at Wendy's mom?

Mom/Karen - Salty Regards, from last week. Waiting in line to apply for a day job but can't afford non-slip black shoes so get turned away.

Child - Aww I see.. I miss my brother..

Mom/Karen - That's also why your older brother is moving in back home tomorrow.

Child - Yayyy!
by Chad_Tyrone July 02, 2024
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salty sardine

When one of your mates cums in a pussy and you eat it
Hey jeremt you wanna eat my salty sardine
by Gwe July 31, 2022
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salty mustard sandwich

When there is a three way with two guys, and one guy nuts in the girls pussy and the other guy pees in it
I had a salty mustard sandwich yesterday, and it was delightful!
by Big dick Daquan April 13, 2018
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salty cake

A salty cake is that girls time of the month when she's leaking out mucus that is part of the egg and a big glob of it is in her underpants.
Oh no, not another salty cake!Why do I have to go through this?
Because honey, it's a natural way of life.
by Bing_C November 28, 2015
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