Don't spend it all in one place

Said when someone finds or receives a small amount of money and you jokingly tell them not to spend it all at once.

Bill: "Oh look there is a penny."
Jim: "Wow, don't spend it all in one place you douche."

by Don't spend it all at once May 29, 2014

You don't want to fight me

A taunt popular in 2010 for a general response to any question. Using this response often gets a further negative response of the non-violent nature towards the question asker, and often used as a joke to assert oneself as one whom cannot be beaten in a fight. Often ended with "Brah" or other noun.

A: Markel, why didn't you respond to my text last night?

B: Because you don't want to fight me.

A: Shut up, I'll beat you up right now.

B: But you still don't want to fight me.

by Elementalpowerstar December 12, 2010

don't be tappin' no back of my chair

Phrase said by some crazy black bitch during highschool graduation.

*quitely waiting while sitting in the middle of a football field and waiting to officially graduate*

*the following ensues*

"Don't be tappin' no back of my chair!"

by - October 16, 2004

Words don't win a horse race

This is an old New England saying, specifically originating during the heyday of Rockingham Park Racetrack in Salem, New Hampshire. You might say this when someone is all talk and no action or saying something they can't back up.

Asenath: I can cross-stitch so much better than you!
Ivory (who is a sought-after bride because of her cross-stitch skills): Words don't win a horse race.

by Herodotus Greenleaf October 12, 2020

I won't tell if you don't

Convenient phrase used to assure any person being approached by an interested party that they made the right decision in initially turning them down them with the "sorry, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other of non-specific gender" line. Often followed by a cheeky wink, just to really bring it home.

The war-cry of the asshole.

Guy: "hey gorgeous, do you think I could take you out some time?"
Girl: "aw that's sweet, and I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend"
Guy: "no sweat baby, I have a wife and three kids at home. I won't tell if you don't"
Girl: "oh gosh really? Thank goodness, that was my main concern. Pick me up at 7, and bring a three-pack of Durex"

by Heterochromia_biomedical September 09, 2018

firetrucks don't stop at red lights

The one sentence you hear right before getting raped.

Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 09, 2023

you don't know my sandbox

Away to tell someone they don't know your space, or they don't know your business.

You don't know my sandbox.

by Jenn N Davin July 20, 2018