paper job

The sexual act of getting several paper cuts on the erect penis and then receive a blow job until it stops bleeding.
He received a paper job in the bathroom.
by I create more jobs than trump December 10, 2016
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Afghani Paper Towels

Military Term.

After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.

See also: Iraqi Paper Towels
Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.

Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.
by PUN1SHER1991 October 20, 2022
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Crumbled Papers Focus

Crumbled Papers Focus is when you always trancingly permforget your past and try to recollect sometimes and you can not focus like a autistic with a paper that gets too wrinkly that you get to th point you need new papers on repeat
Crumbled Papers Focus; *Orchestrated visual audiological cognical protocol of learned elders of judaizers of SINAI*;
*person permforgets(memory slips/+focus slips) 2 hours worth of footstep/wheelchair thurough information and conductive communicative strategy**tries to recollect focus and strategy and memories nesecary not to look like a nerd**fails**pressurequestioning person comes in th scene telling th person;why did not you hurry up for th dishes**person says my memory slipped and my focus slipped and my strategy slipped like crumbled wrinkly papers on repeat;I got crumbly papers focus th more I age**pressureanswering person I do not care prevagen and medications and shrinks are not nesseccary for this;happens mkaeughy*
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batty paper

Another workd for toilet paper.

Used to clean your batty crease after the toilet
Jheeze I forgot to get some "batty paper" from the shop
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blotting-paper

Blotting paper, sometimes called bibulous paper, is a highly absorbent type of paper or other material. It is used to absorb an excess of liquid substances (such as ink or oil) from the surface of writing paper or objects.
I want to buy some sort of paper which absorbs excess liquid from a object or writing paper
You should use blotting-paper
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Paper nut

Gabby Lewis is the biggest nut out there and I want to mess her up plz hit my line up🤤🤤
Paper nut wants me to come to her party!!!🔥
by Paige’s daddy👅 March 05, 2019
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Roblox man face paper plate

the very thing i have on my wall im genuinely scared for my life its always looking at me

always looking at me im horrified

i dont know what to do about it
“that roblox man face paper plate is freaking me the fuck out throw that shit away man”
by doinkass May 05, 2023
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