Salty

A person who has obviously had WAY to much salt on their eggs this morning.

Example:
(me) What u doing
(Blake) WTF U DOIN. U ASK 2 MANY QUESTINS
(me) how much salt did you have this morning
(Blake) I HAS WHOLE BOX OF SALT CUZ IT TASTE GOOD. NOW GO WAY U COW
(me) you salty kid

by Kawaii_Kitty967 September 25, 2018

Salty bib

When a man with a beard gets it covered in semen. Much like a baby's bib. But it's a beard. Covered with salty man juice.

How was your night?

Good, got a salty bib.
Fair doos.

by SplangFan September 29, 2018

Solsy

Solsy is the state your in when you are just so extremely tired you start acting like you’ve chugged 3 bottles of vodka in the last hour

Man it’s 3:14 a.m and I’m feeling a bit solsy

You are being so solsy right now

by Crustytina October 3, 2018

soltic

N. Adj. Someone getting deep into their thoughts and expecting everything to be wonderful.

Only dump people can be soltic. Kappa

by Lunaticc October 13, 2018

Salty Fish Boy

someone who plays the game "Krunker" with moderate skill yet gets extremely enraged when there is a "GG"

wow vimier is a "Salty Fish Boy"

by BigmanRonnie October 19, 2018

Salty

Rosie. She is a dog that makes you make her tea and add sugar and dog biscuits to it. You leave her alone with it for no more than 2 seconds and she’s already knocked it over. This is just because you called her a little of the chunky side or because you tell her that there is no more ice.

Rosie is so salty.

by Londonloverrr October 21, 2018

Salty

Being jealous and mad at the same time

Bro she frickin jealous and mad af. Let’s make a work for that. How bout salty.

by Holaaaaail October 22, 2018