Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
by QuacksO January 6, 2022
Get the Speak now, or forever hold your piecemug. Person 1: Imma lying piece of chicken daddy
Person 2: Say it Again
Person 1: Imma lying piece of chicken daddy!!
Person 2: Say it again!
Person 1: IMMA A LYING PIECE CHICKEN DADDY!!!!!! OHHHHHHH!
Person 2: Say it Again
Person 1: Imma lying piece of chicken daddy!!
Person 2: Say it again!
Person 1: IMMA A LYING PIECE CHICKEN DADDY!!!!!! OHHHHHHH!
by I LOVE BIG BOOBS November 21, 2023
Get the Imma lying piece of chickenmug. by Rjp September 18, 2013
Get the critical piecemug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The hundreD Drum Roll From A random .38 GLock Piece Call Pizza Pies<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Synonymous with “the math is mathing”
Meaning that the comment, conversation, or story is making sense or adding up.
Alternatively can be used as “the pieces don’t puzzle” when things do not make sense.
Meaning that the comment, conversation, or story is making sense or adding up.
Alternatively can be used as “the pieces don’t puzzle” when things do not make sense.
1. “I didn’t know that you had an appointment today.” “I booked it online” “ohhhh the pieces are puzzling”
“I thought he had a girlfriend, but he told me they broke up. Then she sent me a DM about her man! The pieces don’t puzzle.”
“I thought he had a girlfriend, but he told me they broke up. Then she sent me a DM about her man! The pieces don’t puzzle.”
by Sunshineauthority March 14, 2025
Get the The pieces are puzzlingmug. A piece of personal opinion written by an individual to gas-light or target a specific entity or topic.
Employee 1: Hey did you hear anything from Bobby yet , he's not been finishing his work
Employee 2: Dude he's in jail
Employee 1: Yeah that's cool and all but he still needs to finish his work, think I'm gonna write a think-piece on him
Employee 2: wtf
Employee 2: Dude he's in jail
Employee 1: Yeah that's cool and all but he still needs to finish his work, think I'm gonna write a think-piece on him
Employee 2: wtf
by MikeTheFragantist February 3, 2025
Get the think-piecemug. 1) To embrace one's inner Id and throw caution and inhibition to the wind; to embrace life in all of its possibilities; to stop thinking about the future and live in the moment.
2) To hang out; party; relax; have fun with another person or group of persons.
2) To hang out; party; relax; have fun with another person or group of persons.
In a sentence:
1) Did you see that new Budweiser commercial? That guy totally pieces it and ends up playing ping-pong with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
2) Let's piece it this weekend at the beach; I've already got some tenderonis lined up.
1) Did you see that new Budweiser commercial? That guy totally pieces it and ends up playing ping-pong with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
2) Let's piece it this weekend at the beach; I've already got some tenderonis lined up.
by Piecin' It May 26, 2014
Get the Piece itmug.