recruit peter

a fish in the water, very good swimmer
often mistaken for corporal edwards or lance corporal james

person 1: " wow did you see corporal edwards swim"
person 2: "that wasn't corporal edwards, that was recruit peter"

by ur.mum.bahahahhaha September 5, 2022

Peter

Someone who is sexually attracted to buses

I’m peter

by Andyyyyyyy June 13, 2024

jens peter

When someone disturbs you’re conversations by just jumping in to them like they were there in the beginning.

OMG you are doing an Jens Peter again that’s so annoying

by JPHG! July 9, 2020

Peter Whirly Bird Griffin

That one guy from aquantance person

Peter Whirly Bird Griffin commin' at ya in a sizzling hot Sunday afternoon

by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023

peter

that gardener that ask if you want some tea. or tells you to put another shrimp on the barbie

hey peter will you bring the tea with you and while your there put another shrimp on the barbie

by jljkfgljljgkljklggdfgkgrjhgjjt October 7, 2019

peter-abelard

to castrate

The ancient scholastic philosopher Peter Abelard was peter-abelarded due to his forbidden marriage

by I DONT KNOW WHAT MY NAME IS October 8, 2009

Zoe Peters

A person so incredibly dumb that they spend their whole life trying to find the answer to the equation 7+3= ?

Damn look at that Zoe Peters. She should go back to preschool.

by LachyMuller November 4, 2020