Hetero guy: How do to girls have sex?
Lesbian:Oh good question we just pee da pee.
Hetero guy: Oh ok I didn't know thanks.
Lesbian:No problem.
Lesbian:Oh good question we just pee da pee.
Hetero guy: Oh ok I didn't know thanks.
Lesbian:No problem.
by Dirty Drea February 26, 2018
Pee in a cup in a closet: The popular reference that every billie stan knows.
Stems back all the way to April 17th, 2018 when billie eilish was going on a trip to the doctors with her lovely mother. The nurses told her to pee in a cup (in the bathroom) so her funky brain told her to go into the closet and do it there. Naturally, it was dark inside that closet so she spilled ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐พ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐น ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ป๐๐๐๐, and the nurse looked at her with such disappointment and despair.
Best moment in billie stan history and all of us are very happy that we got a hold of this beautiful story so it doesn't haunt billie :)
Stems back all the way to April 17th, 2018 when billie eilish was going on a trip to the doctors with her lovely mother. The nurses told her to pee in a cup (in the bathroom) so her funky brain told her to go into the closet and do it there. Naturally, it was dark inside that closet so she spilled ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐พ๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐น ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ธ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ป๐๐๐๐, and the nurse looked at her with such disappointment and despair.
Best moment in billie stan history and all of us are very happy that we got a hold of this beautiful story so it doesn't haunt billie :)
"BRO YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN THE CUP SO I DID"
"This is janky as fuck"
"pee in a closet": When a funky person goes to the doctors and gets asked to pee in a cup, so they go into a closet and do it there.
"This is janky as fuck"
"pee in a closet": When a funky person goes to the doctors and gets asked to pee in a cup, so they go into a closet and do it there.
by Sparkle girl 101 October 25, 2020
The product made from the fat and protein components of a Homo-sapien's pee and nut.
It is a semi-solid emulsion at room temperature, consisting of approximately 80% nutterfat.
It is a semi-solid emulsion at room temperature, consisting of approximately 80% nutterfat.
by ๏ผก๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ
๏ฝ January 14, 2021
Da spot near your hunting/fishing camp where you and your sportsman-buddies collectively decide to build da outhouse. Da way dat you determine said construction-site is by first allowing each of your pals to "vote" by "draining his radiator" at whatever spot dat he'd like da best, and then afterwards choosing da area wif da biggest wet patch.
Da problem wif choosing a pee-arranged location for your outhouse is dat at least one or two of your macho companions will likely "cheat" in their "voting" by either downing extra Bud Lights beforehand to make demselves take bigger whizzes, or by simply dumping their beer directly on their own personal favorite spots, thus messing up da actual size of each wet area, which of course were supposed to indicate how MANY guys had urinated there, not how MUCH "golden shower" had been deposited at each spot.
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