The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. So she turns around to face you, then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She will then chase you hopping around on one leg, seeing out of one eye, like a One-eyed Angry Pirate.
Dude: So, My girlfriend turned into a One-Eyed Angry Pirate again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Dude: I know.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Dude: I know.
by IronGoober April 4, 2005
Get the One-eyed Angry Piratemug. The one and only Captain Edward Reynolds, star of pornographic movies Pirates I and Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge.
Can also apply to anybody or anything regarding piracy.
Can also apply to anybody or anything regarding piracy.
"I AM the greatest pirate hunter in the world."
"Damn, did you hear about those Somalis who got their heads blown off? Those SEAL snipers are the greatest pirate hunters in the world!"
"Damn, did you hear about those Somalis who got their heads blown off? Those SEAL snipers are the greatest pirate hunters in the world!"
by mvrick April 15, 2009
Get the The Greatest Pirate Hunter in the Worldmug. A combo of the four greatest forces of the universe, it is only found in the Kingdom of Loathing (kol). It requires many pieces to even form the head, and is not only a loyal servant, but a symbol of status. As put in the games's description,
Hi-yaa, yarrr, braaaaains, bleep
Schizophrenic familiar
Four bastards in one
Is most commonly seen abbreviated, as NPZR.
Hi-yaa, yarrr, braaaaains, bleep
Schizophrenic familiar
Four bastards in one
Is most commonly seen abbreviated, as NPZR.
by Badgerman of DOOM September 6, 2007
Get the Ninja Pirate Zombie Robotmug. Proper name: International Talk Like a pirate day
Date: 9/19 or 19/9
it's the day when the whole internet community talk like pirates
Date: 9/19 or 19/9
it's the day when the whole internet community talk like pirates
by MKfreak September 19, 2006
Get the Talk Like A Pirate Daymug. by gangsta _<> July 17, 2007
Get the Camden leisure piratemug. When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.
Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.
by The urban bruh December 19, 2021
Get the Angry one-eyed piratemug. by Memesalad August 21, 2021
Get the muffin snuggling pirate punchermug.