Gary Noob

A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.

Person 1: Robert absolutely destroyed him on the dance mat.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Gary Noob.

by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011

noob

someone dead at the game

your such a noob

by coolboy_111111 June 23, 2018

Noob

To be totally bad at something or another way of saying loser, lame, trash or bot in the new way

Bro those 1900 kids called us a loser so we got dem back in 2019 and called dem noobs at stuff

by MLG_Master December 5, 2019

Noob-Cannon

1: A label given to any weapon that is deemed over powered

2: The AWP

Oh mai gawd! You fuckin n00b! Wth ur fuckin Noob-Cannon!

by Capacop1997 December 19, 2010

Noob

A sexually abused individual, a new player in a game, a bad player in a game

This kid is such a noob, he doesn't even know how to make a house
This kid is such a noob, he doesn't even know how to syntax a proper sentence

by AntonarosTrelaras101 December 27, 2017

noob

a synonym (neutral or offensive depending on the situation/context) for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2013

Norris the noob

He usually sucks on nuts or jacking off the fluffy black anal while jacking off to shaqs knee

Norris the noob

by HiMOMXXX October 27, 2015