Noob

1)An expression used when getting hit in a *private part* Usually the "noob" is written at the end after the *private part* As shown below

2)When little munchkins have down-syndrom

"You Boobed Me In The Noob"

"You Penised Me In The Noob"

"You Anused Me In The Noob"

by brenxox July 19, 2008

Noob

Josh.

Josh is a noob. A noob is josh.

by Josh is a noob April 2, 2017

Noob

obviously worse than Pro

Noob: Hi, can you be my friend?
Everyone: Goodbye

by ImNoobXD August 9, 2022

Noob water

Ian

Ian is such a noob water, dog water, and all of the bad things like that

by DmcM August 2, 2021

Noob

One who has an absence of boobs but who biologically identifies as a female
(No boobs)

Oh my god Becky look at that noob!!! She has literally no boobs. At. All.

by noobsandnoboobs July 5, 2018

bald noob

a shoeless nigga that aint got no hair, and is a noob at playing chess

person 1: did you see that black as shit dude over there?
person 2: yeah he is a bald noob lmao xd xd

by indiancunt29 April 26, 2023

Lawn Noob

someone who has a turf/fake lawn, and mows/waters it.

Look at that lawn noob trying to water that turf

by fakeandfake April 16, 2011