Skip to main content

Don't be looking at my ass

When a divorced rough middle aged man catches you looking at his ass whilst he holds an item of choice
Guy: Wow look at his ass
Divorced man: Don't be looking at my ass (item of choice is a cold coffee)
by Dr. ShrimpPuertoRico December 18, 2021
mugGet the Don't be looking at my ass mug.

Looking the other way

A threat of being slapped or punched if you don’t obey someone’s demands.
If you don’t return my bike in 1 hour you’re going to be looking the other way real fast. And it better not be damaged!
by Dogmomat57 December 27, 2021
mugGet the Looking the other way mug.

error look

That look that you make when someone asks you a question, and you technically know the answer, but you lack the English syntax and grammar to express it.
He asked what was wrong with the printer and she just gave him that error look
by zzozc May 23, 2022
mugGet the error look mug.

The conspiracy theorist look

Someone with a big nose, broad jawline, a big mouth, either freakishly large eyes or abnormally small eyes and a big tic tac looking head.
I just know someone is a conspiracy theorist as they exhibit the conspiracy theorist look. I don't think I know any sexy conspiracy theorists.
by UltimateDoge May 26, 2022
mugGet the The conspiracy theorist look mug.

Laura-Looks

The act of an individual giving a self inflicted wedgie while wearing white underwear (briefs) to mimic a makeshift thong, after which said individual struts around crowing "LA-rah LOOKS!!!" in reference to the character from the television program "Family Matters"
Oh shit, he's doing Laura-Looks.

Brett ran into the room, his Hanes underwear jacked up into his butt crack, screaming "Laura-Looks" , excitedly announcing his provocative fashion choice.
by LauaraLooker April 1, 2022
mugGet the Laura-Looks mug.

Laura-Looks

The act of an individual giving a self inflicted wedgie while wearing white underwear (briefs) to mimic a makeshift thong, after which said individual struts around crowing "LA-rah LOOKS!!!" in reference to the character from the television program "Family Matters"
Oh shit, he's doing Laura-Looks.

Brett ran into the room, his Hanes underwear jacked up into his butt crack, screaming "Laura-Looks" , excitedly announcing his provocative fashion choice.
by LauaraLooker April 1, 2022
mugGet the Laura-Looks mug.

lesbian look alike

a girl that looks like a lesbian but actually isn't one
she's a lesbian look alike but she's not actually a lesbian.
by caleylookslikealesbian April 10, 2022
mugGet the lesbian look alike mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email