Jordan

A cool dude but he pipes animals and is black

look at that Jordan giving that sheep some pipe

by Ghotgirl69 March 25, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is the greatest man in Princess Town and will bull yuh gyal

“Way allyuh hadda hide yuh gyal from Jordan”

by Jdaggerdik November 19, 2023

Jordan

Generally a man that enjoys being the bottom in a relationship. Noun

Hey chris, did you get with that guy last night?

No, he was too much of a Jordan.

by TKDubsta May 10, 2022

Jordan Neely

When Cardi B(iotch) brutally raped homeless crack addict Tyron Biggums because he couldn’t afford to pay for his crack habit and 9 months later she squeezes it out of her WAP.

What’s the name of that homeless violent bum who used to cripple and kill innocent senior citizens in New York City until American hero, Daniel Penny, gently subdued him to protect innocent subway riders of all ages, genders and colors, until he died of a synthetic cannabis overdose? You mean the loser who was cradle to the grave on government assistance and contributed literally nothing to society and we’re all better off without it? Jordan Neely.

by Batman the Punisher December 10, 2024

jordan

A man obsessed with strait boys

He is a Jordan.

by Poopie145 August 28, 2023

jordan

that nigga is dumb

theres jordan always got them big ass pants

by chase muse September 15, 2023

Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"

Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.

by Laxanus November 7, 2020