January 14

The dancing EXO king Kai was born today! Kai we love you!

My friend: Why are you watching this guy dance? Who is he?

Me: This is Kai from EXO

My friend: okay but why?

Me: It’s January 14 duh! It’s his birthday!

by hadj April 11, 2020

January 13

Brayden has to let us play Minecraft all day today no execptions.

Brwayden u stintin boomer it’s January 13th u have to play Minecraft.

by Bwayden is a Stinin Boomer January 13, 2021

January 29th

A sweet, loving, gorgeous, beautiful, cute, smart, pretty, adorable queen was born on 29th January. She goes by the name of Narm-dil, when she should be called “mine”.

She’s born on January 29th, that explains why she’s Narm-dil

by NarmdilKaMard February 9, 2025

January 1st

National have sex or e sex with jason

“Today is January 1st you know what that means?”
“Yes have sex with jason”

by Jaydne2928282 December 31, 2021

January 25th

January 25th is national CRUSH day.
rain down comically large boulders onto civilians, crush them.

“January 25th is national crush day! That means I get to CRUSH you.”

by The lord of skungs January 25, 2024

January 30

National do NOT send 5 ass pics day

Hey its January 30 national do NOT send 5 ass pics day

by alexxx6699 January 30, 2025

January 12th

national kiss a black straight hair 5'6 lonely kpop obsessed plant killer plushie lover clean depressed Asian day

DAMN IT'S JANUARY 12th. Time to go give that smexy lady tien a kiss

by Not depressed kiss kiss December 31, 2021