Italian Snowglobe

Having sex with your friend named Gossard in an Italian restaurant while it's snowing outside.

How many Gossards have you italian snowglobed?

by gossard February 28, 2026

Italy

A place so beautifully crafted and adorned with various different architecture. A place used to relief your pains away with a bag of Hot Cheetos sitting atop a grassy field.

Holy shit, can you believe that conference in Italy was such a pain in the ass? At least we got Hot Cheetos though.

by mrskibitisigma69 February 28, 2026

Italian screwdriver

When a cut man puts his dick into an uncut man's dick and it's cheesy hence the Italian

Hey man you tryna do an Italian screwdriver?

by Smirnova March 21, 2026

Italian Escape Hatch

All cars since 2001 have had a trunk emergency release (located inside of the trunk). This has prevented mafia types, hit men, etc. from using newer cars when kidnapping victims.

Joey owed like 6 dimes to Vinny's crew, so they picked him up and shoved him in the trunk. Lucky for him, the numbnuts didn't realize their car had an Italian escape hatch, and he busted out of there at the first stop sign.

by tripmobius February 12, 2025

italiexican

A mixture of Italian and Mexican. (Usually this mixture creates whores)

Yo that italiexican over there is a total hoe

by Deriksimp4life February 27, 2025

Italian men

Some ugly disgusting hideous hairy stinky smelly monkeys / chimpanzees / bingo bongo dago bozo bonobos. Tropical mediterranean dago guinea greaseball wop guido goombah ass monke with the ego of a superhuman. Sided with Nazis but ended up begging Adolf Hitler / funny moustache man to save their hairy asses. Lost to stone age starving Ethiopians during their colonialist imperialist conquest.

You want Italian men as boyfriends? Why don't you just go and live inside a zoo cage / circus tent?

by Not An Ugly Dago Monkey March 2, 2025

Italian men

Some ugly disgusting hideous hairy stinky smelly monkeys / chimpanzees / bingo bongo dago bozo bonobos. Tropical mediterranean dago guinea greaseball wop guido goombah ass monke with the ego of a superhuman. Sided with Nazis but ended up begging Adolf Hitler / funny moustache man to save their hairy asses. Lost to stone age starving Ethiopians during their colonialist imperialist conquest. Losers who are liked only by blind and mentally challenged creatures even lower on the evolutionary ladder.

You want Italian men as boyfriends? Why don't you just go and live inside a zoo cage / circus tent?

by Not An Ugly Dago Monkey March 2, 2025