by j varone December 13, 2004
Get the Bootmug. The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.
"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
by Clothears January 11, 2014
Get the jack sparrow`s bootmug. 
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Blossom: THe Stroot Boot Theory<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Ex.1) "Hey have you seen my boyfriend!?"
"I think I saw him with Ashley talking boots, you deserve better."
Ex.2) Friend 1. "I don't know what to say I never had a date before"
Friend 2. "Just talk boots with her bro don't overthink everything."
Next day
Friend 2. " How did the date go, get any?"
Friend 1. "No you morron she just stopped talking to me and left after I kept talking about boots and how they are made, for half an hour. Neather of us were even wearing boots!"
Friend 2. *Facepalm*
"I think I saw him with Ashley talking boots, you deserve better."
Ex.2) Friend 1. "I don't know what to say I never had a date before"
Friend 2. "Just talk boots with her bro don't overthink everything."
Next day
Friend 2. " How did the date go, get any?"
Friend 1. "No you morron she just stopped talking to me and left after I kept talking about boots and how they are made, for half an hour. Neather of us were even wearing boots!"
Friend 2. *Facepalm*
by Just trying to dream March 16, 2021
Get the Talking bootsmug. Thigh-high boots with stiletto heels, typically in shiny (fake) black leather.
See for example Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
Not to be confused with Go-Go Boots, which have a chunky heel and may not go all the way to the mid-thigh.
See for example Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
Not to be confused with Go-Go Boots, which have a chunky heel and may not go all the way to the mid-thigh.
by giant killer robot May 10, 2019
Get the hooker bootsmug. 