A term used by Christians who want to believe in both the bible and popular scientific theories (big bang, evolution, etc). The idea is that while the bible says it took god seven days to make the universe, it did not specify seven standard 24 days on Earth.
Rather, it is assumed that seven days to god were millions of years to humans.
Rather, it is assumed that seven days to god were millions of years to humans.
Steve: How can you believe in the big bang theory when you just said you believed god created the earth in seven days?
Jeff: WOAH MAN! Those were GOD days, not human days.
Steve: .......
Jeff: WOAH MAN! Those were GOD days, not human days.
Steve: .......
by XcoldhandsX September 09, 2011
In Desert Bluffs, Night Vale, the surrounding desert, and the other desert that seems to exist in an alternate dimension, the Smiling God takes the form of a living light, brighter than the sun, whose rays seem to turn everything translucent. According to Cecil, it spreads "not always as light at all," but with the same malicious intent - implying that StrexCorp itself is a facet of the entity.
by JohnLock7 November 07, 2017
Person 1: you can never defeat me, for I have the power of God and Anime on my side
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Not You Bitch November 12, 2019
A being of higher power created entirely from salad. The creation of this being caused the destruction and famine of Ethiopia.
by SexualDorito69 June 02, 2018
by Anon 1 May 26, 2016
The TV show ,The Simpsons, has more than 20 episodes that mimic historical events that happen in the future.
I can't believe that event happened in the news today! Well I guess the Simpsons God did it again and predicted the future.
by Damon K. February 02, 2021
by man who is crying April 07, 2020