Evan

Probably the coolest person you will ever meet, and the sexiest motherfucker alive. They also get all the bitches and have many wives.

Pangender + Omnisexual ADHD and Anxiety driven mess who is just there to have a good time. Usually seen hurt from back pains.

A: "Yk that sexy bitch Evan"
B: "Yes, shes my husband."

A: "OOH.. you're Kami- right??"
B: "Yes, yes I am."

by bigmanwifehaver69420 November 24, 2021

Evan

Who's names there kid Evan wtf

Have you picked the name yet , yes his name is Evan ,
You've got to be shitting me

by Master wuu November 25, 2021

evan

a hoe, a stinky stinky whore.

oh gosh evan is a stinky whore

by gat2122 November 25, 2021

Evan

A very large individual and loves to pleasure dogs.
His love for dogs is so insane he visited china just to eat dog

evan is overall a lovely person

Evan penetrate dog

by bsdg ws\g November 29, 2021

Evan

Evan is a funny, nice but kinky person. He can make you laugh or smile in seconds, he also makes the inside of your panties soaked! He is so hot and can make everyone look his way, he IS the main character.

Emma: Oh Evan is so hot!

Carly: I wish I were dating Evan!

by Emma-land November 29, 2021

Evan

the arctic? boiling compared to how cool this guy is. a "handsome devil" some have said and probably will continue to say for as long as time. total ladies man. incredible conversationalist, makes you want to talk until you lose your voice. funnier than any comedy special on Netflix (or other streaming platforms). if you're friends with an Evan then you've found the gold at the end of the rainbow.

Girl 1: *texting*
Girl 2: are you texting Evan?
Girl 1: ...
Girl 2: of course

by redvelvetcheesecake December 6, 2021

Evan

Loves sandwiches

You love sandwiches so much if you ate anymore you would become an evan

by FancyCooking January 11, 2022