cake eater

One who very much much enjoys tricking his friends, and dragging them to random bars, to ultimately end up at a bar where his girlfriend "coincidently" happens to be at; ultimately causing his friend to catch a cab home alone- all so he can eat his girlfriend's cake. Thus, the cake eater.

Scott: "Hey, this bar sucks (when really it doesn't), I know a much better bar, follow me. Oh, wow, what a coincidence that my girlfriend is here!!"

Me: "You are a cake eater."

by Non Cake Eater May 17, 2009

Eastern Orthodox

WASP; Ivy League, or the pretense of such.

With those dock siders, the khaki pants, the raised shirt collar and the blond hair, there was little doubt that he was Eastern Orthodox.

by archimedest August 2, 2006

cake eater

A term used when telling a person to be quiet.

Shut your cake eater, I am trying to watch T.V.

by Groovychica42 December 25, 2008

lotus eater

vegan

As in Homers The Odyssey were lotus eaters because they ate or used nothing that came from animals like modern vegans as well as going silly on lotus fruit.

by Homercules November 28, 2016

Skittle Eater

A homosexual Man. As in taste the rainbow. Strictly applies to men only, no scissors.

Those guys in the movie Brokeback Mountain sure were a couple of Skittle Eaters!

by Amanda Griffith May 14, 2008

LAVA EATER

someone who has a diet of lava pineapples

I LOVE PINEAPPLES AND LAVA
IMMA LAVA EATER!!!

by RAVVVEN November 8, 2009

Toast-eater

A simpleton, a person who is always afraid to try new things. Not exclusively food related; could be an aversion to new ideas, making new friends, new places, or new experiences.
Someone that is stuck in the same way things have always been done, or a group that is consumed by dogma and tradition too deeply to expand or introduce change.
Alternative spellings: Toasteater, Toast Eater

Joe "hey Bill, do you wanna go for sushi?"
Bill "yuck, I'm not eating raw fish!"
Joe "have you ever tried some."
Bill "no, and I never will. I'll just stay home and eat a cheeseburger."

Bill is a toast-eater

by Jo6pak June 2, 2016