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doing a Melbourne

"A trip to Melbourne" or "doing a Melbourne" is a synonym for "I'm too scared to face my fears so I'm literally running away from them"
Guy 1: She totally missed out on our Ping Pong Championship
Guy 2: Is she doing a Melbourne?
Guy 1: Yea, she is totally doing a Melbourne!
by tomlovesrob September 30, 2013
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Doing a Lowe

Securing the undivided love/attention of a girl (usually 8-10 out of 10) & doing absolutely nothing about it
Girl: I love you
Guy: I know

Girl: you should come back to mine
Guy: I will be only if we can talk about anything but sex
Girl: I love you

"Doing a Lowe"
by Smiler1988 October 7, 2013
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Doing A Caleb

The art of Capitalising letters by mistake!
Person 1: BACK
Person 1: Oops caps
Person 2: Ooh, you were just Doing A Caleb
by Coolsimanious October 21, 2013
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doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide ( using any method except the real harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual form of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, why people commit such an irrational act is probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire. Don't burn your bridges is the sole piece of advice I would give these people.
by Sexydimma February 7, 2014
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doing a Reggie

From the BBC sitcom 'The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin' starring Leonard Rossiter. A story about a man going through a mid-life crisis resulting in a breakdown where he leaves his clothes and a suicide note on a beach to give the impression he's dead whereas in reality he starts a whole new life.

Doing a Reggie means to give up on trying to solve an overwhelming situation and pretend it never happened.
Ted: The business is in trouble, Jim. We keep losing clients, the bills are piling up and the accountants have made a complete mess of our tax returns for the past ten years. We owe a lot of money to a lot of people. What are we going to do?

Jim: To be honest, Ted, I'm seriously thinking about doing a Reggie and just file for bankruptcy.
by OCD works for me October 23, 2013
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doing a ryan kenny

When you finish school and dont get a job and also become a lazy bum.

And a 6 week computer class dose not count.
by irelandguy999 November 15, 2013
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doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide ( using any method except the real harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual form of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, why people commit such an irrational act is probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always secular hope, by getting a social worker or something. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter the dire situation. don't burn your bridges is the sole piece of advice I would give these people.
by Sexydimma November 17, 2013
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