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shut the fucking door john the cops are here

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023
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Back Door Harris

A "Back Door Harris" refers to a political tactic where a candidate employs sneaky and underhanded methods to secure election without allowing adequate public scrutiny of their platform. Mark Carney and the Liberal Party of Canada are being accused of pulling a "Back Door Harris." Liberal Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stepped down before a federal election, allowing his party to appoint a new Prime Minister in 2025. Carney then called a snap election one month after his appointment, hoping to win the election without posting his platform with enough time for public scrutiny. This move has drawn parallels to Kamala Harris and the Democratic Party in the U.S. during the 2024 election. The Democratic Party waited until right before the election to pressure U.S. President Joe Biden to resign for health reasons and replace him with Harris, who did not present her platform until just before the election. Many suspect this maneuver contributed to Harris’s loss.
My man Caney gonna pull a "Back Door Harris" instead of people knowing what he stands for and getting elected like a boss. Pashawww....
by BDHarris March 26, 2025
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Door Lock

The think that crusty teens use to hide their shady and suspicious activities.
"John? Why is the - door lock - ed? are you jacking off in there?"
"Shut upppp."
by A Man With Wjdat May 6, 2018
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Door hub

When you have sex throught the door hole and it gets stuck and the dick has to be surgically removed
by Cichy club December 20, 2021
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Back Door Mercado

When you connect enough restaurant straws to boof yourself!
When Frank couldn’t find anyone boof him at after hours, he had to resort to the back door Mercado to get the job done.
by TrashmanB September 4, 2023
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screen door junkie

A screen door junkie is a Herion addict who sits in the front of the screen door on the inside and sells crack to children under the age of 10.
P. Diddy is probably an undercover screen door junkie.
by Kool-Aid08 June 5, 2008
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sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday

This obviously refers to someone or something being overused and worn the fuck out.
Percy: "Man, look at these hands! They are calloused and bleeding from all of that yardwork!"
Samantha: " You let that shit get overgrown and it needed to be done. Stop acting like you're sore as a door on a whorehouse on a payday. Now fetch me some sweet tea!"
by von groovy July 12, 2024
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