A tough guy in movies that really is actually just a nice guy softie. Such as Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You.
Man, Mike is such a tough guy. What are you talking about, Mike is just a flaccid boner! He might seem tough, but really hes just a total softie!
by SuperCunt_aka_FlaccidBoner November 25, 2017
The inability to touch or overly sensitive sensation a male gets in his dick after an ejaculation or eruption has occurred.
This chick tried playing with my dong after I emptied my bags on her chest but couldn't let her cuz my piece was still to boner sensitive.
While I was diggin this chick out last night I went for her nips but she pulled my hands off, they must have to been boner sensitive.
While I was diggin this chick out last night I went for her nips but she pulled my hands off, they must have to been boner sensitive.
by T-B1rd October 25, 2014
What you get when something you feel strange / conflicted about turns you the fuck on. An erection from unexpected cause.
Jim: dude, that fat toad Ms Bouchard was freaking out at you in French class!
Dane: ya man, gave me the weirdest boner
Dane: ya man, gave me the weirdest boner
by Pseudo Word Bird March 07, 2020
When a male has such a large erection, (Particularly during sex), that his penis begins to curve upward to resemble the shape of a banana.
by SE123 March 11, 2014
The weapon the Avengers fortunately did not encounter. Is currently attached to Thanos. On discharge, the initial blast radius would have wiped out Wakanda instantly. The shockwave would cave in entire mountains, start tsunamis, while billions of baby Thanoses would begin landing all over the place.
Captain America: You want this, Grape? You want my pole in you!?
Thanos: Then let's do a cockfight. Let's see how it matches with The Infinity Boner!
Thanos: Then let's do a cockfight. Let's see how it matches with The Infinity Boner!
by Weaponized Dank Ootism March 29, 2019
just like regular boners, but over guitar players. used so that if its about a male guitar player it isn't gay.
Person 1: Did you hear that guy shred?
Person 2: Yeah man, it gave me a guitar boner.
Person 1: Me too.
Person 2: Yeah man, it gave me a guitar boner.
Person 1: Me too.
by RaistlinCaitir June 20, 2011
Unexpected, but welcomed boners.
When you get an erection out of nowhere an are pleasantly surprised. ie: sitting in class and all of a sudden... "Dude I just got the nicest value boner."
by Big Davey B February 25, 2013