Michael Phelps

The biggest man-beast to ever grace the waters.
Michael Phelps is making people mad because of his ability- besides the French, he's starting to piss off the dolphins.
by Jameal August 19, 2008
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Michael Scott

To act as Michael Scott.
to be cheesy, narcissistic, cringy, silly, and extremely obnoxious.
stop being such a Michael Scott!
by DwightIsAlmighty April 30, 2019
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Michael Jordan

The only difference between Jesus and Michael Jordan is Mike's 6 rings
by PairofPants January 15, 2011
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Michael Richards

a stellar comic who was the real star of the TV show Seinfeld. After the 1995 - 1996 season producers de-emphasized his character Cosmo Kramer and the show began its decline to Suck City. He now gives comedy gigs but recently made unfunny, racist jokes and hurled a racist epithet at a black audience member. He shit his pants and maybe destroyed his career that night, in Mel Gibson fashion. It's a shame this happened because Richards was such a trip on TV. Now he's revealed his true colors. Really sad.
Michael Richards fucked up big time that night in the Las Vegas casino. What he said was extremely stupid.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 24, 2006
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michael blake

A sad lonley man who is always jerking off and likes other men
by Santi8637 January 07, 2015
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Michael Maggio

An inconsiderate, hot-tempered name for someone that has the ability to live with unlovable bitterness. A name saved for the depths of hell
Wow, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed today, or are you just Michael Maggio today?
by TryingtoWarnOthers August 19, 2011
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Michael Kors

Discount Louis Vuitton, or coach, or Chanel. Basically the cheap shit you buy at marshals or Ross.
Sarah: “Omg, I love your new loui bag!!!”
Some peasant: “ohh, it’s Michael Kors”
Sarah: *vomits*
by Crimge content October 27, 2019
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