Double He-Licks

This is what gay biologists call the 69 position.

- Dude, take a break from that lab report and give me a blow job.
- I'm stressed out too. How bout you Watson my Crick and we make it a double he-licks.

by James O'Francis January 2, 2014

Crunchy licks

When Trey busts into syck licks while Mike drops bombs like Nagasaki niggas kaboom pow crunch crunch kick

Trey- (sick crunchy licks fawnk jam)
Mike- (drops hammer bombs 3000)

by Nasty gross poopsicles May 9, 2018

Micro-lick

A small lick; A series of small licks typically in a rapid repeated motion.

Friend 1: ‘Dude she wouldn’t stop micro-licking my face’

Friend 2: ‘Damn I get that it’s so freakin cute’

by Mikey Mensa October 6, 2025

devious lick

The act of stealing something, generally stationary of some sort. This mostly happens in schools but shops are no exception

TikToker: yo just hit this devious lick 😈
Human w/o mental disorder: what the fuck jerry

by Bruhbruh4657 September 22, 2021

Crazy Lick

Smacking a stoned person in the face

“Yeah bro, he was completely blitzed out until Ethan went over there and gave him a crazy lick. Woke us ass straight up.”

by 3KapKrew January 10, 2021

Devious lick

A devious lick is a trend on tiktok where people are stealing stuff from school bathrooms

Time to hit that devious lick

by Kendy <3 September 18, 2021

Lick my Lahooga

Rooted in the saying “suck my dick”, the Lahooga is a higher form of a dick, pulsating radiation, and usually garnering reactions akin to seeing a biblically accurate angel.

Person 1: “hey man you’re fat as fuck.”

person 2: “Lick my Lahooga”

Person 1: *dies on the spot*

by Crammedlamb68 October 4, 2024