Max

Max is a fuckin mint guy he gets all the birds he could ever want and no one can stop him from shaggin the lot of them as long as there of age of course he has big bulging muscles and a cock with the length and girth as a banana boat

Ooo shag me now max u little stud

by NUTTEZ December 30, 2019

max

Some people just write about their own name but my names not even max. But max is a very stupid boy who just tries his best but cant achieve anything great he has a lover he hasn't spoken to and she's forgotten about him but he hasn't forgotten. max is just max. he's a boy. he's Dumb

boy 1: Is that max
boy 2: Yeah that's max, idk what happened to him, he fell off. Heard it hasnt been the same for him since last year
boy 1: cool.

by waste tbh December 31, 2019

bms to the max no ruby

when someone is annoying you, you say this

Your bms to the max no ruby.

by brandon2flee3 definitions May 23, 2019

Max

A person with a strange and dirty sense of humor. Who likes trains, Sonic and stickers of the rock hugging a rock with the caption love yourself.

He comes up with the dumbest, most disgusting quotes ever that they are so perfect, that they are just amazing.

Person 1: Hey Max
Max: I reckon when we die, instead of going to heaven, we should go to ulladulla Funland

by Lel no May 27, 2019

Max

Max is someone who likes to pee in his diaper and smells like a trash bag. He's a very ugly homeless and has no life. He will most like date a girl named Ruby and will fail in school.

Ew look it's ugly Max coming.

by Jdkdfkfbdjdjdxb May 28, 2019

Max Allen

Max Allen is an absolute bloody legend and he’s very smart but he doesn’t help Christy in Science so she had to use whatever of her brain she has left from baingin it on the table. Max is mean and fatshames josh but who cares it’s funny. Also he is mr goffards bum wipe and Christy likes orange more than him. Christy is wayyyyy more amazing than max. End of

look at the chicken nugget it must be a max allen

by Lottie J May 29, 2019

Max

Absolute force and unit able to take out anything/anyone. Dives head first into anything---you don't want to get in the way of a Max. Caught a body and ended a school rally once.

"You just got maxed." "He just maxed a girl and ended the whole rally."

by Hermen123 May 30, 2019