Willy

When your your dicks hard when your talking to a girl, then it starts itching while your talking to a girl, but you want her to send you tiddies
When her ass too fat, but your dick is small.
Call a willy your dick.

"DAMN BITCH, my willy getting silly,toot that ass up I'll fuck you up at chillis"

by eoi4k3rfkrsneodjn June 10, 2019

Willy

A guy that will cuss at you nonstop talk about shit threaten fuck your family members and will also say i weird shit like boi i masturbate to squid porn and i will fuck your girl

Boy: hey willy wanna be friends

Willy: Suck my dick you stupid ass dumbass chink

by The Anus tickler December 7, 2019

willy

what british crackers call a dick.

"one time i was at my friend William's house enjoying a splendid cup of tea, and then his hooker came out of the room and pulled down his pants exposing his willy. it was microscopic"

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 9, 2019

Willys

Willys are ecstasy pills

I just popped 2 willys last night fam i was lit

by Checososa1017 December 13, 2019

Willy

A marijuana joint

Pass the willy!

I brought a willy

by manhater69 December 29, 2019

Cat Willy

British, informal.

A childish or jocular but ultimately endearing term for someone who has a human penis matching that of a cat.

Typically, it is expected that in this instance the human possesses a penis that is small, with little impact on the world or the underwear it occupies. See also "Cat Cock"

"Alright Cat Willy?! What are you up to you fucking small-dicked little wanker?"

by TheRealCatWilly May 9, 2019

Willy weird

When your dick behaves Strange.

For example: when you get a boner, while you talking to your boys.

Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!

Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.

by HumorStalin May 11, 2019