Theres always this one motherfucker in the friend group that never eats enough and never brings food to uni or school and then theres the mom of the group that always feeds you and keeps up with how much the motherfucker eats. They will always have a snack with them e.g. mentos and feed you proper meals, like pizza.
Sarah is my friend who feeds me and if you become friends with her, she will be the friend who feeds you.
Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you
Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you
by BroWhat??????????????????????? December 7, 2022

When you received the wrong uber eats order and you call the sped delivery person and they don't say anything and put their dumb retarded boyfriend (who can't pronounce, "speaking," correctly) on the phone and he says, "WHO SPEAKIN?"
Me: "Hey, you gave me the wrong order."
No one: Dogshit faggot boyfriend loser fuck: "WHO SPEAKIN'?"
No one: Dogshit faggot boyfriend loser fuck: "WHO SPEAKIN'?"
by imajhin October 15, 2022

by Vortex49 March 16, 2023

are the type to kill you when you breathe near another girl.
the type to only care about you and no other man.
the type to be horny as hell but can play it cool.
the type to only care about you and no other man.
the type to be horny as hell but can play it cool.
by ashlations September 25, 2022

by Mrs. Whore September 5, 2017

1) a penis
2) a posh Londoner, especially one with a big member
Ivor Biggun used this term in his song "Hide the Sausage"
2) a posh Londoner, especially one with a big member
Ivor Biggun used this term in his song "Hide the Sausage"
"See him over there? That's the Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick"
"Heard about him and his member"
"It's an Honourable Member and don't you forget it!"
"Heard about him and his member"
"It's an Honourable Member and don't you forget it!"
by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024
