Who left

Your mom

Some person: Hey! Who left thi—
Me: Your mom

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022

Who Asked

Nobody asked!

Person: I'm very funny

Me: Who asked?

by Aniler November 27, 2021

Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles.

Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

Who Tarted?

Question asked after someone leaves their smell in a room after they do.

Michael, who has horrendous B.O., leaves the room. Jon, who enters the room moments later, can still smell Michael's stench, so he asks "Who Tarted?"

by slychef2000 February 28, 2010

who me?

something that gradually got annoying because of Krista Estes

If I hear "Who me?" again I will throw hands.

by daddyrajak January 29, 2017

who will i find over the rainbow

The chillest man ever IZ

Man who will I find over the rainbow

Oh you mean IZ

by Your average step bro February 20, 2022

People who make definitions of names on urbandictionary

They are just searching for upvotes. They're emotional manipulators and just make people with such names feel good about themselves.

Anna: Oh my god, urban dictionary says i'm beautiful!
Me: That's not true, the people who make definitions of names on urbandictionary want you to feel happy so you can upvote their definition. It's an emotional manipulation.
Anna: Oh... that's fucked up!

by two_trucks9009 February 23, 2024