Triple Slap

The act of slapping a person with one hand, then cock-slapping them immediately after and making their face return to the still outstretched first slapping hand.

“So this guy (HR) kept running his mouth at me about how I have to stop threatening my co-workers with cock smackings . I lost it and jumped onto his desk and gave him the ol’ Triple Slap and yelled ‘Bada Bing ya Goomba, it’s not a threat if ya do it!’’

by Vasquevos February 9, 2024

Triple Deuce

Two Red Bulls, two Viagra and two lines of blow.

Dude, we need to do a Triple Deuce before that graduation ceremony.

by El Jengibre June 4, 2018

Triple Crown

When you full send for 3 consecutive days

“Day 3 of sending it?”
“You already know it, gotta go for the triple crown!”

by fullsend101 September 27, 2018

Triple Bunk

Outside in the real world a regular bunk bed is 2 beds stacked on each other while in prison they have triple bunks

to save Room

Bunk bed-2
Triple Bunk-3

by EmJayee January 6, 2020

Triple D

Don’t know, Don’t care, Don’t give a fuck.

Boss - Hey Jim have you completed your online diversity training?
Jim - Triple D Boss

by Vytalboy July 3, 2020

triple bagging

When a woman is having a foursome with the other guys and they all teabag her

Jane had a triple bagging last night the lucky bitch!

by Slickric December 23, 2015

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2013