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Person 1: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person 2: kys ni
Person 2: kys ni
by kisuuuuuu December 23, 2023
Get the level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boadmug. the best person in this world
by Furrop February 8, 2023
Get the Toilet Dashmug. Oh, that-
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.
I found some toilet paper and now I feel rich and I am going to flex I front if everyone and make them bitches jealous.
by Big stonks March 22, 2020
Get the Toilet papermug. by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021
Get the toilet seat meatmug. When a male's penis is large enough it may touch the toilet bowl or water while taking a number 2. Instinctively your first reaction is to move your penis back instantly resulting in a toilet tap.
by Curioxity December 22, 2021
Get the Toilet Tapmug. The Astro Toilets are an alien race that resemble household toilets, known to be far larger and bigger in scope and power compared to Skibidi Toilets, this is what made them become the new main antagonists.
The Astro Toilets are known to incorporate futuristic technologies, such as various high-tech weaponry and gear, they are also very durable as shown in episodes where common technology and weapons barely damage them, some can even survive having their head cut off.
After G-Toilet's failure to prevent the disinfection of Titan Speakerman, they attempted to assassinate him after an unknown discussion, unaware it was a decoy. After failing to do so due to the Chief Scientist Skibidi Toilet Mech intervening, they cut ties with the Skibidi Toilets, planning to take over the planet alone without allying to any side.3
Their current goals are to execute G-Toilet (a former Astro Commander) for treason and to take over Earth by destroying both The Alliance and the Skibidi Toilets. Though this will be very hard now that The Alliance and the Skibidi Toilets have teamed up, they are all currently fighting in The Battle of Asheville. It is currently in Episode 77 and no side has won yet.
The Astro Toilets are known to incorporate futuristic technologies, such as various high-tech weaponry and gear, they are also very durable as shown in episodes where common technology and weapons barely damage them, some can even survive having their head cut off.
After G-Toilet's failure to prevent the disinfection of Titan Speakerman, they attempted to assassinate him after an unknown discussion, unaware it was a decoy. After failing to do so due to the Chief Scientist Skibidi Toilet Mech intervening, they cut ties with the Skibidi Toilets, planning to take over the planet alone without allying to any side.3
Their current goals are to execute G-Toilet (a former Astro Commander) for treason and to take over Earth by destroying both The Alliance and the Skibidi Toilets. Though this will be very hard now that The Alliance and the Skibidi Toilets have teamed up, they are all currently fighting in The Battle of Asheville. It is currently in Episode 77 and no side has won yet.
Assailant Astro Toilet
Duchess Astro Toilet
Juggernaut Astro Toilet
Detainer Astro Toilet
Carrier Astro Toilet
Mothership Astro Toilet
Destructor Astro Toilet
Impactor Astro Toilet
Interceptor Astro Toilet
Obliterator Astro Toilet
Specialist Astro Toilet
Rocketeer Astro Toilet †
Strider Astro Toilet
Troop Astro Toilet
Scout Astro Toilet †
Duchess Astro Toilet
Juggernaut Astro Toilet
Detainer Astro Toilet
Carrier Astro Toilet
Mothership Astro Toilet
Destructor Astro Toilet
Impactor Astro Toilet
Interceptor Astro Toilet
Obliterator Astro Toilet
Specialist Astro Toilet
Rocketeer Astro Toilet †
Strider Astro Toilet
Troop Astro Toilet
Scout Astro Toilet †
by YourLocalOGISMHater October 21, 2024
Get the Astro Toiletmug. The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat
A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down
by Fabulous Captain April 11, 2019
Get the Toilet Flush Anxietymug.