salty

someone being upset, pissed, or mad.

He was salty because she kicked him in the balls

by What does salty mean? October 19, 2017

Salty

A person who is jealous and resentful either because of a loss or because someone else got something they didn't.

It can be used seriously, but usually it's in a joking manner.

"He's salty because he didn't get a phone when he was her age."

"They're salty 'cause that girl stole the soccer ball right from underneath them when they were about to score."

"She's so salty because she lost a game of Mario Kart."

"I'm still salty, okay?"

by ThisRandom March 13, 2021

salty giblets

The part of you that gets angry or upset over anything video game related.

"Do you think he's angry we team killed him?"

"Yea man. That hit him right in the salty giblets"

by Sabooboo July 23, 2016

Salty bitch

A divorced woman watching her ex husband and their child live their best life. She feels the need to hire an attorney to try to ruin her ex's life, but fails miserably making her even saltier. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer

Hey man what's her problem?
Her husband left her and took their kid, now she's just a salty bitch.

by Rizo9o February 26, 2024

Salty Switcharoo

When you are about to have sex with a really hot girl, so you pull down her pants and see a giant, erect dick.

Dude we got back from the bar and were about to get it on but then it turned into a salty switcharoo

by Keitren December 18, 2015

salty sandy screamer

A sandy screamer that uses salt mixed into the sand.

That salty sandy screamer hurt WAY worse than a regular sandy screamer.

by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010

Salty Joe

The act of taking a dump in a toilet and then when you’re finished, immediately start jerking off and eventually ejaculate in the same toilet without previously flushing. This act usually occurs when a man is running low on time and needs to get both out of the way quickly.

Kostas: “where the hell is Dylan? We are gonna be late for the show”
Johnny: “he’s in your bathroom dropping a salty Joe”

Kostas: “disgusting”

by TheGreekGenius February 8, 2023