guy1: is that **** *******?
guy2: Nah thats Yeet is your master now
Yeetisyourmasternow: h e l l o y o u n g l i n g s
guy2: Nah thats Yeet is your master now
Yeetisyourmasternow: h e l l o y o u n g l i n g s
by Yeet is your master now May 20, 2021

please just fuck me,kill me please i love you so much why cant you be real. If you hate jean why are you here
a: oh who do you love from the knights of favonius i like-
b: The one and only acting grand master jean
a: ew anyway i like keay-
b: tf you say jean has more mommy milkers that keaya
b: The one and only acting grand master jean
a: ew anyway i like keay-
b: tf you say jean has more mommy milkers that keaya
by icepcksamazingFroghat January 2, 2022

by ShovelShab October 13, 2019

The wise uncle meenan, that works diligantly at champs sports and helps the corporation conquer the shoe industry one foot at a time, while protecting its "Friendly Hero" from malicious phone calls.
Meenan: "Thank you for calling champs sports where all shoes are buy one get one half off, this is the red haired master how may I help you."
Prank Caller: "OOOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOOOOO, badbababapap Meenans lovin it, MEENNANA HOP, MEENANA HOP, MEENANA MEENAN MEENNANA HOP."
Prank Caller: "OOOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOOOOO, badbababapap Meenans lovin it, MEENNANA HOP, MEENANA HOP, MEENANA MEENAN MEENNANA HOP."
by Carr Monkey November 27, 2004

Jan: Why is a man sleeping around is ok while a woman doing the same thing is a slut?
Bill: Master Key Shitty Lock.
Jan: what does that mean?
Bill: A Master Key Penis can open many Different locks, a Shitty Lock Vagina will open with many different keys
Jan: That's sexist.
Bill: No it is the truth.
Bill: Master Key Shitty Lock.
Jan: what does that mean?
Bill: A Master Key Penis can open many Different locks, a Shitty Lock Vagina will open with many different keys
Jan: That's sexist.
Bill: No it is the truth.
by McOwnage August 14, 2016

Hanging upside-down from a chin-up bar ass-naked while simultaneously smoking a blunt and jerking off. This will open a secret portal to unlimited Doritos.
'Oh god man, I think I just walked in on Greg mastering the bat(e)man'
'He probably thought the door was locked.'
'Hey...so... uh...do you wanna give it a try?'
'Let's never talk about this.'
'He probably thought the door was locked.'
'Hey...so... uh...do you wanna give it a try?'
'Let's never talk about this.'
by pinnypinnymobaninny January 10, 2012

by Brodeuse8778 June 24, 2018
