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Yeet is your master now

My first under-cover name in years
guy1: is that **** *******?
guy2: Nah thats Yeet is your master now
Yeetisyourmasternow: h e l l o y o u n g l i n g s
by Yeet is your master now May 20, 2021
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Acting grand master Jean

please just fuck me,kill me please i love you so much why cant you be real. If you hate jean why are you here
a: oh who do you love from the knights of favonius i like-
b: The one and only acting grand master jean
a: ew anyway i like keay-
b: tf you say jean has more mommy milkers that keaya
by icepcksamazingFroghat January 2, 2022
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minecraft master collection giveaway

a word scammers use to scam kids asses cause minecraft is popular again,
MINECRAFT MASTER COLLECTION GIVEAWAY CLICK HERE! *clicks* *gets virus*
wow thats gay.
by ShovelShab October 13, 2019
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Red Haired Master

The wise uncle meenan, that works diligantly at champs sports and helps the corporation conquer the shoe industry one foot at a time, while protecting its "Friendly Hero" from malicious phone calls.
Meenan: "Thank you for calling champs sports where all shoes are buy one get one half off, this is the red haired master how may I help you."

Prank Caller: "OOOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOOOOO, badbababapap Meenans lovin it, MEENNANA HOP, MEENANA HOP, MEENANA MEENAN MEENNANA HOP."
by Carr Monkey November 27, 2004
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Master Key Shitty Lock

A man is the master key ie his penis the woman is the lock ie her vagina.
Jan: Why is a man sleeping around is ok while a woman doing the same thing is a slut?

Bill: Master Key Shitty Lock.

Jan: what does that mean?

Bill: A Master Key Penis can open many Different locks, a Shitty Lock Vagina will open with many different keys

Jan: That's sexist.

Bill: No it is the truth.
by McOwnage August 14, 2016
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mastering the bat(e)man

Hanging upside-down from a chin-up bar ass-naked while simultaneously smoking a blunt and jerking off. This will open a secret portal to unlimited Doritos.
'Oh god man, I think I just walked in on Greg mastering the bat(e)man'
'He probably thought the door was locked.'
'Hey...so... uh...do you wanna give it a try?'
'Let's never talk about this.'
by pinnypinnymobaninny January 10, 2012
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Top Tier Dick Master

Someone who is very good at getting guys to want/ fuck them
Yo bro Carli is an absolute top tier dick master, all guys want her.
by Brodeuse8778 June 24, 2018
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