faux snow day

When a school district calls off school expecting a snow storm, when you don't even get a flake and are able to just take a day off.

Relative: So how was school yesterday?
Boy: I didn't have school, it was a faux snow day.

by ANNONNNYYYMOUSSS January 25, 2009

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snow day slam

v. When one chugs their alcoholic beverage in celebration, due to the fact that school is cancelled the following day because it's a MOTHER FUCKING SNOW DAY!

n. A smoke-show who would not be at the bar on a normal weekday, but due to the fact that there's a snow day will be in attendance.

I just got the Cougar Alert that there's a snow day tomorrow, time to snow day slam this beer.

Upon receiving the Cougar Alert that class was canceled tomorrow, i immediately ran to the fridge and snow day slammed a coldie.

"Dude, I saw you take home that snow day slam last night; well done."

by Miles, Michael, and Austin January 27, 2014

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swiss snow cone

To skeet on a girl wearing snow gear while in or flying over Switzerland

Jeremy: Hey, how was your trip to Switzerland?

Matt: Not bad..Met some sweet strange!

Jeremy: Oh nice! Did you buy her food?

Matt: Not unless a Swiss snow cone counts as a meal

by QDawg2cold December 22, 2013

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leprechaun snow storm

When a ginger midget cums into a freezer then is dropped into a strong fan, dropping onto an anxious waiting female's breasts and into her open mouth.

¡Man i would so give Megan Fox a leprechaun snow storm if i was shorter!

by Irish Chucky August 28, 2009

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Snow Leopard

Snow Leopard - the male equivalent of a 'Cougar'

Gets it name from the gray/white hair of older men.
The older man who pounces on much younger women.
They most likely have money, power and drive a high end car.
A 55 year old man dating a 28 year old women

"Check out the old snow leopard picking up on the young chicks."

by chevolay August 25, 2009

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