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peter

noah beck has a big peter
by gang gang bih November 15, 2020
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Lektion hos Peter

En tidsperiod då du tar upp sömnbrist och stänger koncentrationsförmågan
Ah, jag hade lektion hos Peter igår och efter vettu jag var inte trött efter samtidigt som jag märkte ett svarthål i mitt medvetande i ungefär 1 timme.
by Dushhål April 28, 2020
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Peter

A extremely annoying person who cant stop being a bitch. Every peter is retarted. Usually are homosexual and think there funny but not
Adam: Look at that little bitch who thinks he's funny over there

Jake: I know he is such a peter
by Obama's Last name May 7, 2020
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Peter

Male equivalent to a Karen. He is white, entitled, and gets angry at management dismissing his wife Karen. Peter can be seen wearing cargo shorts and Dad bod. Peter at time has facial hair to distract from his receding hair line or double chins. Plus he peaked as an athlete in high school, and still thinks that is relevant. He is an expert on everything, and gets loud when not getting his way. Sometimes you will see a "Pack of Peter's" at a sports bar, wearing Ray Ban sunglasses or carrying Karen's purse.
Wow, Karen brought her back up Peter. Now they are both demanding the manager.
by Jewelredcoat May 25, 2020
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peter

will pretend to be your friend then go down on you then leave like my pair of socks
ali: Peter blocked all of us and ran away

james: he disappeared?

ali: yeah like my pair of socks
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jens peter

When someone disturbs you’re conversations by just jumping in to them like they were there in the beginning.
OMG you are doing an Jens Peter again that’s so annoying
by JPHG! July 9, 2020
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Peter

English Slang for large phallus. French slang for a fart.

A person named Peter has a huge dong. As a result of knowing that they have a King Kong dong they walk around with a confidence that everyone envies. Women want him, men want to be him or kill him.

Peter’s are attracted to Sonya’s. There is a weird undeniable chemistry, but watch out! Sonya’s are fiesty and hard to read. If a Sonya happens to be a Latina, never ever allow them to date. They have a poison that can at worst, kill a Peter, and at best cause their penis to fall off.

Whenever in the company if a Peter, worship him and feel lucky to be in his orbit.
Did you Peter on Peter’s Peter?
by Sonyaspoison July 31, 2020
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